Me: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Sister: You're welcome, Captain Oblivious. Me: Can we both be Captains? Sister: Yes, we're captaining different ships; I'm captaining my ship and you're captaining your ship. We ship different things. Me: I knew you were going to go there. Sister: I thought about trying to stop myself, but then I disabused myself of that notion.
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My family has a habit of making puns. Terrible puns. These are the chronicles of some of our crimes against comedy.
My sister was washing her hands. Sister: ...and it was sooo cool! Me: Don't you mean soap cool? My family has a habit of making puns. Terrible puns. These are the chronicles of some of our crimes against comedy.
My sister and I had gyros for lunch. She had shawarma and I had falafel. Me: I'm so full! Sister: Don't you mean fala-full?! |
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